Hi cruel world. So this is my first ever blog entry. I guess you can call me a blog rookie. Actually, the reason why I'm writing this entry is because I haphazardly found out that my ex girlfriend (let's call her Crazy) publically called me out on her own blog entitled "Lucky as a Lychee". So I guess you can say that I'm here for some disillusioned form of cyber-retribution. Hey, whatever makes you feel better right?

So I'm sitting at the Easy Internet cafe yesterday near Bond Street in London a little bored, but more because I was killing time before our Bankers League Softball Championship Game (which we won 10-2 against Citigroup) and I decided to "Google" my name, as one does. One of the results was a blog entry by Crazy, which had some text about a discussion she had with a good friend of mine and ex flatmate (let's call him Bear) where they were bantering about how much of an asshole I am.

So I kind of lauged it off at first, right. I mean after all, I'm a dude. A dude's dude at that. Athletic, long-distance runner, only child, American, kind of cocky and skin as tough as a croc. But to be brutally honest, I can't get Crazy's blog entry out of my mind. Am I one of those? Am I actually an asshole and I just don't get it? Anyway, I had a horrible slow pitch softball performace. O for 4. Who does that? I played division I baseball in college and I can't get one hit in the final game of the season? How budget is that? Needless to say I was the topic of the softball team's email banter today which was expected.

So I'd like to think my performance was a bit to do with Crazy's blog. I mean if Crazy and Bear randomly meet in Hyde Park one day and the first topic of conversation is how much an asshole I really am, does that make me an asshole?

I haven't told my loving girlfriend (let's call her Kelene) about the blog yet for some reason. Should I? I tell her everything. She makes me so happy. Anyway. Maybe I'll mention it to her this weekend, as we're heading for the Isle of Wight. What the hell does one do at the Isle of Wight? I'd rather go to Slovenia. Well, for now, all she'll get is this blog entry, if she can find it.

FYI - I'd love to try to find Crazy's blog again, but it doesn't come up anymore when you google my name. If you happen to stumble across her blog, by some random chance, please send the link.

- Asshole, out, 23.08.06